Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.

Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️

by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024

Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.

Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.

by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022

Google

A shitty company that keeps deleting everything I have, being annoying, and being generally being shit.

Man, FUCK Google. I'm switching to Bing dawg.

by 711pizza June 22, 2025

google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018

google trends

When someone is unaffected by popular gossip / opinion, following instead logic and careful decision.

Have you heard what they have been saying about Sam? Everyone knows he's google trends.

by 2056p June 12, 2012

googled

Another word for "pwned" or "served". Comes from the google verses yahoo competition, where google *clearly* always wins.

Guy 1: Woah, that show off just fell on his butt!
Guy 2: GOOGLED!

by merrillhxo December 31, 2009

google

contains all the secrets of the internet and the world. nothing is safe.

just google it.

by khallie September 9, 2019