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Ghetto lawyer

A person argumentative in nature whos nature is only matched by his/her petty ignorant nature one whom can’t cope with the world as it is so they pick at their reality in a futile attempt to argue to circumvent a fixed scenario one who tries to change the circumstances of others to suit their own ends often behaves in an ignorant and petty way with no real train of logical thought
That petty fucker argues about bullshit so damn much he might as well be a ghetto lawyer
by Diablo De Azule August 8, 2019
mugGet the Ghetto lawyermug.

Ghetto -Quick

Ghetto Quick.. When a normally classy chick loses her cool and is ready to scrap...
Marcia was cool until confronted then she went ghetto -quick.and slapped that bitch
by Maak4060 March 8, 2019
mugGet the Ghetto -Quickmug.

Ghetto thirsty

When your ghetto cooler is empty, and can’t afford to refill it, even tho your thirsty and have to rob a gas station
I’m so ghetto thirsty, I’m gonna punch a bitch in the face and then rob a g-station
by Hmf January 13, 2018
mugGet the Ghetto thirstymug.

Ghetto Lane

The right side of the road when entering an intersection. This is often used for drivers who are turning right but in the ghetto it is used as a thru-lane wherein ghetto sleds can creep past the waiting cars and then floor it when the light turns green. Within a few hundred feet or yards the Ghetto Lane user will need to merge back into the main lane, this usually involves cutting off cars, near-misses with pedestrians, and possibly running over cyclists.

The Ghetto Lane is often referred to as the G-Lane. This preserves some sense of political-correctness but also serves to account for the synonym - Gangster Lane - so used because the Ghetto Lane is often used by Gangsters.
Look alive up here, this intersection has a ghetto lane.
by Ghetto Lane December 15, 2014
mugGet the Ghetto Lanemug.

Ghetto Punch

Howdy dude, comin' down from that boulder with a jug of Ghetto Punch
by alleypoet November 28, 2017
mugGet the Ghetto Punchmug.

Ghetto Jay

A retardly rolled joint, or blunt that usally will not light.
Raul:U just rolled a Ghetto Jay

Benny:my bad.....

Raul:yea u Fucked up!
by Ben956M.O.B January 3, 2010
mugGet the Ghetto Jaymug.

Suburban Ghetto

Middle class life and neighbors that have more crime than poverty stricken neighborhoods. Adults are often in denial.
You could tell Grant was from the suburban ghetto. When he received a grey Audi instead of silver, he threatened to shoot his mother and kids at school.
by anonymous October 4, 2022
mugGet the Suburban Ghettomug.

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