The David Lindberg

The act of cooking anything instant or incredibly easy, then putting a sprig of parsley on the side to make it gourmet.

Elzar on Futurama really gave the planet express people the David Lindberg when he served them cup of noodle and sparkling mineral water.

by Jayden McCross July 19, 2011

wet david

Like a wet willy except in the ass

I gave that bitch a wet david

by demonkid December 7, 2014

Sparkly David

When a man is having sex with a woman he conceals a handful of glitter in his hand. He then Finishes on her face in a lightning bolt pattern( like David Bowie's makeup) and throws the glitter in her face making the glitter stick to his jizz bolt.

I gave that girl from the bar last night the most splendid sparkly David.

by SmkenKC'sfinest February 4, 2015

Rey David'd

When you get in the friend zone so bad that you get in everyone else's friend zone. And is most likely to get your girl taken by one of your friends.

At summer camp I got Rey David'd so bad I didn't stood a chance.

by TheOneMex October 21, 2016

Ian David

Ian David is a big melon

Omd ian David you are such a melon

by Autistic melt June 4, 2018

The David

Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.

Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One May 10, 2018

La’Davia

La’Davia is a gorgeous girl , nice body and wonderful taste in fashion , La’Davia is a stubborn girl but all that stubbornness comes with a big heart to match , she’s independent, successful, and outgoing. La’Davia is a girl that every guy wants but she’s also a girl that ever guy can’t have. She’s perfect !!

Aye man , I wanna date La’Davia so bad , dat girl perfect

by Anderson1128 December 4, 2019