the coffee

A copy of the 1980's band. Affair's song, "No Turning Back" also known as "Ain't No Way" on SOCAN. It was first mentioned in the 1984 porno, Taboo III. This was a speech-to-text error said by Christopher Saint Booth. One of the people in the 1980's duo, Who's Who? (Christopher Saint Booth, Philip Adrian Booth) who were behind infamous lostwave, Ulterior Motives/EKT/Everyone Knows That, who were also involved in Affair.

Who's Who? Fan: "YO CHRISTOPHER FOUND THE COFFEE I'M SO HAPPY"

by riverflow1986 August 23, 2025

Kraken Coffee Cherry

New Auzzie wake up cocktail:

1x large coffee mug
1x 50ml Shot of Kraken Black Cherry or to desired strength depending on depression level

Desired amount of Coffee, milk and sugar

Life is fucked! so lets start ya on the kraken coffee cherry

by adzy88 October 3, 2025

coffee

the best thing in the entire world that cures my depression yet it's so addicting

i love coffee, coffee is my everything, coffee is my happiness, coffee is my favorite, coffee is my world, coffee is my love!!!!!

by anonymous February 23, 2023

Bailey's Milked Coffee

A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.

No no, I'm not drinking I'll go for a Bailey's milked coffee please.

by Strawless donkey December 2, 2021

coffee stamp

the coffee stamp is performed by spreading ones buttcheeks, placing their anus on the unsuspecting victim and leaving behind a small brown ring, much like the stain a coffee cup would leave on a piece of paper.

dude mike passed out early! lets go coffee stamp his forehead!

by singleton October 13, 2008

Coffee Creamer

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.

You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.

by QTEila May 19, 2021

Coffee Timer

In most towns and cities, coffee time is generally "dirtier" then tim hortins or starbucks for example. Coffee time ussually has the scrubs and the cheap hood rats or hoes near it mosst likely found in the poor part of town (Ghetto).
The name coffee timer refers to some one being dirty or whore like.

John: That chick slept with the entire foot ball team...

Tyler: Wow, what a dirty coffee timer...

by Tyler1234567890 April 3, 2008