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having a coffee with RJ

RJ hosts a morning live program called "Having a Coffee with RJ." Though the show is called "Coffee with RJ," everyone jokingly knows it as a pseudonym for "Masturbation."
I was watching Coffee with RJ as I was Having a Coffee with RJ.
by The Team. June 11, 2021
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“Coffee Breath”

When you give a male a blow job right after a hot sip of coffee.
“Bro, I got some gooood “coffee breath” this morning! The temperature difference felt AMAZING!”
by LilThickMama June 7, 2024
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Gæ Coffee

Literally exactly what it sounds like. Coffee for gæ people.
P1: what're you drinking?
P2: just some gæ coffee.
by qu_inn April 10, 2021
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coffee

coffee is made from a certain animal shit and frozen and chip to pieces to the size of a senzu bean and froze stiff with nitrogen and do not defrost. it is later grounded into coffee ground and poured hot water through it to drink in the morning or to stay away for the beneficial effect of staying up or waking up or warming up in the winter time. it is heated to body temperature degrees like normally shit would be when it comes out of someone ass and drop into cool toilet water and flush down the system. it started in ireland as an fine irish drink but made its way to america and columbia and people add everything to it to make it taste good but some people just like their coffee jet black for some reason.
i got the coffee brewing for you baby, i know how much you love your cup of joe in the morning.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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Irish coffee

The socially acceptable version of a speedball

(Speedball: cocaine and heroin simultaneously)
That Irish coffee has me going
by Jack1012938 January 23, 2021
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Coffee

Come… Over… For… FreeEarlyEnergy!
Would you like to come over? Coffee? Ok come over for free early energy!
by Don Ash January 5, 2022
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jizz coffee

when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it
hey boys lets play jizz coffee.
by glizzy_gobbler June 27, 2022
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