Merita Bread swag

The moto for Merita Bread is "Baked While You Sleep." When someone has Merita Bread swag it means that they always baked (smoking marijuana) all the time.

KO- Damn that man is always smokin dog
Ace- I know, he got that Merita Bread swag

by Flokka KO October 26, 2010

Bannana Bread

That thing that you used to eat all the time during Thanksgiving. But magically vanished once you became older then 9.

When would you EVER bring up Bannana Bread in a sentence?

by An Inside Joke January 13, 2016

Road-Bread

The act of performing oral sex on a female with a yeast infection while she is driving a motor vehicle. Basically the same thing as "Road-Head" except it is with a female driver and she has enough yeast to bake bread in her cooter.

I gave my girl Road-Bread on the way to the beach. I leaned over under the steering wheel and gave her head. The car was then filled with the sweet aroma of a honey wheat "King's Hawaiian Roll."

by Guacamullet September 5, 2016

slicing bread

The action of cutting raised yeast into appropriate portions

The baker was slicing bread before he upheld his reputation of being the "baker"

by bakery21 May 30, 2016

ghetto bread

Weed on a slice of wonder bread, baked to perfection

By: Phaetus, Snookie, and Tall Ass Bitch

Let's have some ghetto bread nigga, let's get fucked up

by Real Nigga 420 Dick Sucka May 31, 2016

Long bread

Bread that comes in a long form #baguette

I would like my tuna on a long bread please

by Breadmen July 14, 2017

Banana Bread Homeschooler

Someone who is overly clean-cut, socially awkward and/or lame.

And if the term itself wasn’t insulting enough already, it can be used as an actual clean-cut insult.

“Sally is so weird. She doesn’t know how to interact with people and she never does anything fun. I guess that’s not surprising though since she was homeschooled. She’s literally a banana bread homeschooler.”

“We’re going over to Kevin’s tonight to hang out, you should come.”
“Nah, I’m tired so I think I’m just gonna go home.”
“Come on, man. Don’t be a banana bread homeschooler.”

by Urban Power December 13, 2017