Merita Bread swag 

The moto for Merita Bread is "Baked While You Sleep." When someone has Merita Bread swag it means that they always baked (smoking marijuana) all the time.

KO- Damn that man is always smokin dog
Ace- I know, he got that Merita Bread swag

Merita Bread swag by Flokka KO October 26, 2010

Bannana Bread 

That thing that you used to eat all the time during Thanksgiving. But magically vanished once you became older then 9.

When would you EVER bring up Bannana Bread in a sentence?

Bannana Bread by An Inside Joke January 13, 2016

slicing bread 

The action of cutting raised yeast into appropriate portions

The baker was slicing bread before he upheld his reputation of being the "baker"

slicing bread by bakery21 May 30, 2016

ghetto bread 

Weed on a slice of wonder bread, baked to perfection

By: Phaetus, Snookie, and Tall Ass Bitch

Let's have some ghetto bread nigga, let's get fucked up

ghetto bread by Real Nigga 420 Dick Sucka May 31, 2016

Road-Bread 

The act of performing oral sex on a female with a yeast infection while she is driving a motor vehicle. Basically the same thing as "Road-Head" except it is with a female driver and she has enough yeast to bake bread in her cooter.

I gave my girl Road-Bread on the way to the beach. I leaned over under the steering wheel and gave her head. The car was then filled with the sweet aroma of a honey wheat "King's Hawaiian Roll."

Road-Bread by Guacamullet September 5, 2016

Long bread 

Bread that comes in a long form #baguette

I would like my tuna on a long bread please

Long bread by Breadmen July 14, 2017

Banana Bread Homeschooler 

Someone who is overly clean-cut, socially awkward and/or lame.

And if the term itself wasn’t insulting enough already, it can be used as an actual clean-cut insult.

“Sally is so weird. She doesn’t know how to interact with people and she never does anything fun. I guess that’s not surprising though since she was homeschooled. She’s literally a banana bread homeschooler.”

“We’re going over to Kevin’s tonight to hang out, you should come.”
“Nah, I’m tired so I think I’m just gonna go home.”
“Come on, man. Don’t be a banana bread homeschooler.”

Banana Bread Homeschooler by Urban Power December 13, 2017