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American Nihilism

The sense that nothing matters so why not blow all the shit up? American Nihilists span a wide swath of the US population, from Evangelical Christians to frustrated underground cartoonists, and then back again to our struggling Millennial population who have been just a jerked-over as Generation X.
American Nihilism is what made this country great.
by hipsterbeyotch August 25, 2015
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Neo Americanism

Phrase that describes a modern American mentality and life style:

-The rejection of hard work, and the contempt for those how engaged in it (The Working Class)
-The rejection of Martin Luther King's dream and the embracement of race based policies.
-The hate of America and of Americans. (Even if one is American)
-To look down on immigrants, to not see them as able body Men and Women, but has lesser people that require the direct assistance of Americans to succeed.
-To regard jobs that "nobody wants" as lesser/only occupied by minorities.
-To simultaneously regard Capitalism as evil, and benefit directly from it.
-The rejection of Christianity.
-The believe that America has the moral authority to militarily intervene in the matters of foreign countries.
-To judge the founding fathers and other historical figures by modern day standards of morality and to dismiss any positive thing about them.
-To see the constitution as antiquated or of little importance.
-To value safety and security over the freedom of the individual.
"Joe is a perfect example of Neo Americanism, he hates everything about America and its people... Including himself!"
by FredyBigSports May 25, 2021
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American Hijab

An american Hijab is when you give your parter (preferably female), A big hickey on the top portion of their neck so it forces them to wear tight long clothes so they can cover up the hickey and match at the same time.
nigga 1: Why is bertha wearing that? its the fucking summer nigga!
Nigga 2: Oh yeah Jahseh gave that bitch an American Hijab so she knows her place!
nigga 1: oh yeah that nigga WILDIN!
by RUNNINUPWITHAPUMP October 13, 2018
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american perfume

when one person farts on another's wrist in order to piss them off. also works on neck.

another version is pissing into a friend's perfume bottle and them using it on themselves.
duuuude! kevin ate so much beans he american perfumed bill who then beat the shit out of him.
by lillolley June 1, 2009
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American Football

Its a fucking cool ass sport its not ment for everyone and thats chill, Anerican football players tend to be more popular at school
Some fucking dumbass put American Football as a stupid fucking band no one cares about
by Jerry is a stupid name October 7, 2020
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American Pie

The sexual act of fucking a pie on a kitchen table. The pie is typically of the apple variety. The warm and soft pie resembles a street whore’s pussy by the end of the excursion
Nig, I only like to die American Pie when it’s pumpkin pie.
by Ras Barry December 17, 2018
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CARBO AMERICAN

CARBO AMERICAN: a expression used on the television show "3rd rock from the sun" as a way of describing "one's cultural, social and linguistic background" as a means to gain an individual identity to distinguish one person from the next.
"so, i'm part spanish, part european, part american and i love hockey, what are you? well..ehh..i'm a "carbo american".

"how many hobbies do you have? oh..i'm just a carbo american."
by good attention January 12, 2014
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