Alpha

It's a fucking Greek letter

Dave: Wow you see that alpha there
Bob: Bro we're not talking about the Greek alphabet

by Ilostfaithinhumanity January 18, 2023

Alpha Xander

Alpha Xander is an American 19 year old independent upcoming rapper and music producer out of Orange County, CA. He is a driven and motivated artist who dreams of being one of the top rappers of his era. He has a handful of songs out on all major platforms such as Spotify, Apple Music etc. He also has a Youtube channel where he posts his songs. At the time of this post, his songs are "DOWN TO BUSINESS", "Kitchen Setup", "I Just Want Luv", and "HOMIESEXUAL".

Alpha Xander has been producing for 3 and a half years now and rapping for 1 year, and is willing to collaborate with any artist or company to share his music to the world.

John Doe: Hey man, I like your outfit! Also, you seem familiar, do I know you?

Alpha Xander: What's up, dude! Yeah my name's Alpha Xander. Imma rapper and producer, nice to meet you bro!

John Doe: Yoooooo that IS you!!! That's so freaking dope bro, what's your instagram!

Alpha Xander: Bet! My instagram is @sheluvxander_ you can find all about me there. MAKE SURE TO CLICK THE LINK TO MY BIO CUS THERE YOU WILL FIND MY SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC. I am also on Soundcloud and all that, but just choose whatever music streaming service you normally use, and I'll probably be on there!

John Doe: Wow man! Thanks! See you!

by Alpha Xander(Official Account) January 29, 2023

Alpha

n. A subspecies of fuckboy, in the genus domesticum violentiam. Traits include a need to control everything around them, alcoholism, domestic violence, eextreme mysogyny, and homophobia. Their behavior manifests early in life, typically as the result of alcoholic parents, recieving domestic violence, and later mimicking such behaviors. In an effort to normalize these behaviors, fuckboys tool the name "Alpha" after a scientific paper that was thoroughly debunked by it's own author, the added irony being that an alpha wolf was a wild animal in captivity the abused and bullied other animals in captivity.

I rescued this woman on a bad date. Turns out she met an alpha online. wHe gott fitshaced, and when he hissed in her face, "you will not embarrass me," I walked up and pretended we were friends from high school and asked if she wanted to catch up. She played along and ended the date.

by Sparky236 February 2, 2023

Alpha

The worst thing to refer to yourself as. It’s also commonly used among furries, pov TikTokers, and cringe people in general.

“I’m such as alpha making me the better person”
“Please stop”

by AestheticToast March 7, 2023

alphabet boys

Slang term for a government agency (like FBI, CIA, NSA). They usually are very easy to detect when they are trying you fed you.

Person 1: Bro, our servers got fedded again by the alphabet boys.
Person 2: God fucking damn it, opps caught us macking cheese in the Michael wave.

by michaelwave March 21, 2023

AlphaEmil

Big booty sexy man 20 incher. Everyone in a 1000 mile radius wet like so wet they squirt just getting near him. Super tall like more than 8ft feet. Big strong man . Best ass eater in the world. Like best sex person. Has had sex 475936395648292946 time . Big dick super big like no one can take it. Big at heart and yk what they say about big at heart!!!!!! And like big booty so big like makes everyone with a bbl jelly! Also most delusional person in the world. And super baddie!!!! And like he is the most devious dick licker too!!! And super smart!!! Probably had a much of mental issues but who cares when your the sex master

AlphaEmil is so sexy

by httpkzu March 22, 2023

Alphabetical Zero

Another name for the letter “O”.

The letter O is basically an alphabetical zero if you want to call it that.

by Zero2infinity March 26, 2023