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AlphaEmil 

Big booty sexy man 20 incher. Everyone in a 1000 mile radius wet like so wet they squirt just getting near him. Super tall like more than 8ft feet. Big strong man . Best ass eater in the world. Like best sex person. Has had sex 475936395648292946 time . Big dick super big like no one can take it. Big at heart and yk what they say about big at heart!!!!!! And like big booty so big like makes everyone with a bbl jelly! Also most delusional person in the world. And super baddie!!!! And like he is the most devious dick licker too!!! And super smart!!! Probably had a much of mental issues but who cares when your the sex master
AlphaEmil is so sexy
AlphaEmil by httpkzu March 22, 2023
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alphamalism 

When a douche bag displays characteristics of being an Alpha Male and thinks he's the stuff.
That guy should give up his alphamalism, he pisses everyone off.
alphamalism by B to the Rock December 31, 2004

alphaphile 

(n.) A fetish that involves sexual acts with people wearing costumes of different letters of the alphabet.
Alex: Ohh wow, I'm getting two words out of you this time. The question is, why were they in you?

Makayla: Cause I'm an alphaphile.
alphaphile by Orkydork4 June 14, 2009

Alphaville 

1980's Synthpop band, Had hits such as Big in Japan, Forever Young, Jet Set and Sounds Like A Melody.

Other songs include

Summer in Berlin
Romeos
Summer Rain
Sister Sun
Golden Feeling
Welcome To The Sun
Jerusalem
Dance With Me
Sensations
Universal Daddy
Red Rose
The Mysteries Of Love
Dang I love that band Alphaville
Alphaville by Sapphire Fennec January 23, 2019

Gabriel Alchemilia 

The Man Who Is Out To Destroy Our World And Must be Fought.
bruh: we must fight gabriel alchemilia
second bruh: I think I basically understand what you're saying, you're saying our world is in danger, and we need to fight the man

alphaville 

An excellent 1980's Synthpop band
Dang Alphaville is fire
alphaville by Sapphire Fennec January 23, 2019

alphamaleism 

the phenomenon observed in the military, especially in a military gym that every guy in there is top dog. Which is especially prominent in the Marine Corps. The fact that your in a large group in which every guy wants to be the leader of. You do not want to go to the bars with these guys.
Uh Oh, alphamaleism has reached new levels here, time to bounce!
alphamaleism by mendog August 28, 2012