by Rezneck March 18, 2016
by Sexydimma June 16, 2021
by Cheesybearddudr May 28, 2017
Hairy Anus belonging to a Male
by kmfa666 July 6, 2010
A sexual predator. Could be a man or a woman.
Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.
With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.
With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.
|AT A BAR|
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'
Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'
Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'
by therealvulture April 30, 2018
1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.
2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"
by CaptainJabbin February 26, 2021