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boat fart

A fart that has the uncanny resemblance to the sound of someone starting a boat engine. It's a rapid-fire fart for sure, but it also sounds like it's surrounded by water (or some form of moisture).
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"Yes! Is dad starting up the boat!?" -Fuller

"No I think it was just Buzz. He's been destroying pizza and Bud Light all day. Combine that with our broken air conditioner and that leather recliner he's been sitting in, and it makes the perfect concoction for some massive boat farts." -Kevin
by Pizza party February 12, 2014
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Park Fart

It's when you fart, in a park. Note: this must be acknowledged by someone.
I'm going to head out to the bar-b-q and park fart on some family.
by DG Bootystank September 5, 2009
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Misjudged Fart

A bout of intestinal discomfort masquerading as a fart. The owner attempts the release of said discomfort, in some severe cases even forces it out, and anticipates the typical flatulent. With a misjudged fart, the result actually ends up being an ejection of fecal matter.
Guys we have to leave NOW.

What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.

I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.
by A. Massey October 6, 2020
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Digital Fart

When voice data backs up and suddenly releases and it sounds like chickmunks singing or you get five minutes of chat in couple seconds of time.
I forgot the flash video was open in a different tab/window and it showed everything from when it was first lost on my desktop. Like a 5 minute speech in 3 seconds resulting in a Digital Fart.
by Santadude October 20, 2008
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Swagger Fart

Being awesome enough that when you fart, it sounds like the music from the old spice swagger commercial.
That guy is so ballin, he has swagger farts.
by Sykosquril December 30, 2012
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Fart Tunnel

When you stick a straw in you butthole and connect it someone else's butthole and then fart in it so it goes from your butt to the other person's butt. It is a rare form or intimacy that only the most passionate of lovers (or even friends) dare to try.
She wouldn't believe that I loved her until we tried the fart tunnel. Now we're happily married with two kids.
by seungminnie August 23, 2020
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Lube Fart

When you fart out lube that was inserted in the anus prior to the part, likely due to anal sex. Is like a shart but without poop.
“I let this guy I met on Grindr fuck me in the ass with a lubricated condom. 30 minutes later, I had a Lube Fart”
by JewsGetKosher May 27, 2018
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