can yall shut up

how to tell your friends to shut up :)

Friend #1: "heyyy so theres this really hot guy that asked me out" 🤭
Friend #2: "omg is it Jamie?"

Friend #3: "Luckyyy!"
Friend #4: "I wish i was as lucky as you!"
Me: "can yall shut up?"

by sxlvxxr July 17, 2021

Kick the can down the hill

To get something started despite the majority of people not wanting it to happen

"god dammit smaced you always gotta be the one to kick the can down the hill"

by E. Norma Stits May 30, 2022

central iowa gas can

When a friend or family member runs out of gas in the middle of nowhere and you bring them a red Honda generator instead of a real Gas Can.

Logan ran out of gas again so I brought him a central Iowa Gas Can to teach him a lesson.

by Meng22 January 19, 2018

Hosing out a garbage can

Having intercourse with a large, stanky pussy

Banging that skank was like hosing out a garbage can

by Retoxicate June 13, 2015

can i get a beach

Jimins mistake.....tae thinks he is a gangsta now.

"Can I get a beach?" " Bitch? " "beach" "bitch.....?"

by [e-mail] July 28, 2019

There’s nothing we can do

When there’s nothing we can do 😔

“Sir, the Russians have taken Paris! What do we do?”
“There’s nothing we can do 😔”

by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023

Catch me if you can

One of the greatest musicals ever. About a con man named Frank and a cop named Carl

Man I loved my high school’s production of Catch Me if You Can!

by AlexanderSpamilton April 19, 2019