Wesseler, also known as the drunkstranger. Pleasuring yourself in the shower after some hand numbing, causing you to slip and fall, and vomit all over yourself.
Common contraction of Western Australia, an Australian state. (See also: greatest Australian state.)
Also what Western Australia would be called if it seceded from the (markedly less-awesome) eastern states.
1.
"Westralia- quite possibly the greatest of all Australian states! Certainly a damn sight better than Tasmania, and at least it's not Queensland!"
2.
Westralian secessionist: "Secede, fellow Westralians! Recognition of the 1933 referendum's result! Off with the yoke of federal government oppression! No more being held to ransom by over-taxing dickheads in the East! Westralia for Westralians!"
Normal Westralian: "… Literally no one with a brain thinks an independent Westralia could be a good idea, you sound like a bloody Confederate flag-waving redneck from the US!"