Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.

“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”

by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022

Woman

An adult female human who has the phenotype of XX and can potentially give natural labor.

A woman can give birth

by UserOfNames May 11, 2024

grocery bag of a woman

A woman that does overly things .

My wife went to the auto shop to talk to them. She's a grocery bag of a woman she went to go throw a fit.

by TraYe1994 January 18, 2022

I be woman oh

Someone that is very poor and broke and requires assistance or 2k urgently.

I can pay for a date because “I be woman oh”

by King chi September 30, 2020

angry woman eater

a sexist man that bashes on women. he'll aggressively slander women being called "angry" due to the aggression and anger mixed.
eater is for the compliment use of "ate" such as "you ate that up girl!" an angry woman eater.

Girl 1: "He's totally an angry woman eater."
Girl 2: "I know right?"
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Guy 1: "You totally ate that girl up dude! You're a crazy angry woman eater!"
Guy 2: "Thanks dude!"

by LUKA ?! June 4, 2023

Woman of the house

In modern days meaning, A woman who is responsible for all the decisions in a family financially and acts as a leader

She is the woman of the house

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Gold Dust Woman

Refers to a woman that hurt a guy that the guy can’t get over with. Also that wears gold meaning that she is elegant. It was also a song “Gold Dust Woman”- Fleetwood Mac. The main course is “Well, did she make you cry Make you break down Shatter your illusions of love? And is it over now, do you know how? Pick up the pieces and go home”.

You are my Gold Dust Woman.

by HolidayFreezs July 2, 2025