uncle samming

A super dirty sex move.

"Were you just figuratively Uncle Samming me?"
"Yes I was...finger pointing and everything."

by justcallmewebster March 18, 2014

Mexican uncle

The one person who drinks more than 5 cans of beer per day and room full of porn magazines and is also known as the boracho

Just ask your Mexican friend about Mexican uncle

by Wiki word June 1, 2014

Uncle Rame

Known for his famous quotes "It's jean creaming time young Schublig". Uncle Rame is the "King Cobra" of everything whether it be baskteball or table-tennis. He is also famous for his 10 inch Schublig and is surely a MOUTHFUL for everybody

"Come on reach young schublig" Said Uncle Rame

by Schublig's Anonymous September 6, 2014

uncle smudgey

an uncle smudgey is when a person fingers there asshole to get shit on their fingers then you rub it in a poor innocent bitches face therefore you uncle smudgeyd someone

"hey i im gonna uncle smudgey kyle watch this"
kyle gets smudgeyed

"hahah kyle you dipshit u have a little thing on ur face"
"fuck you guys i shit my pants enough"

by rbudburnin October 23, 2013

uncle louis

Fattest mother fucker alive with a perm, a rock hard belly, and a big 'ol cock. Also works at the VOC.

Uncle Louis has crazy eyes again... You know Steve is getting it this time!

by Motorfoodoo December 12, 2013

are you my uncle

what you say to someone that is being to close to you. like, if they're getting way to close and wants to see your baby pictures and take pictures of you on a horse.

guy1: show me those pictures of you in the bath tub with your cousins!
guy2:ARE YOU MY UNCLE???

by fizzle quantrizzle January 27, 2015

Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.

Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."

by Yardboy May 14, 2015