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bloody toothed squirrel

When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!
Oh man I tried a 69 for the first time and all I saw was a bloody toothed squirrel!
by rumpellstiltkz April 15, 2015
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saber-toothed Tigress

A woman over the age of 60 who hunts men 25 plus years younger men. Woman got game!!
My cousin went out and had a saber-toothed tigress or 4 trying to undress him at the bar. Nipples were out.
by Lena77494 June 11, 2015
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Sleepy tooth

secret code that pediatric dentists use to explain to frightened children how their tooth feels after an injection of local anesthesia
It's ok little Johnny, don't worry that it feels weird. I gave you a sleepy tooth!
by tridd September 13, 2015
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The toothbrush

When a man cums on a womens finger, and she brushes her teeth with it.
He came all over her finger, and she did the toothbrush.
by Onlytherarestpepes January 11, 2016
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reverse toothpaste

When a man from England cums on a girls face, then provides to rub his teeth in it.
That limy bastard just pulled a reverse toothpaste
by obZen. January 26, 2016
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bootay tooch

when you get dat 1 grasp and u know u want it, often leads to some dank intercourse.
Last night i got a bootay tooch and i knew i needed to tap dat
Homie i would bootay tooch her if i could if u know what i mean( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by swankinguy420blazeit March 28, 2016
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Irish Toothache

Scottish expression for when a couple share symptoms e.g pregnancy, hormonal changes, intense pain.
My chin has broken out in spots! Is your period due because this Irish Toothache is murder!
by Janofarc May 3, 2016
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