Pipe dream

When you just want that cock so bad that you’re dreaming day and night about it.

Very sus, but admittedly so. Can be used as a compliment.

In reference to Kusorare’s openly homosexual gay hip-hop lyrics. Famous for his gay version of Gummo (Cummo), Sickomode (Dickomode), and A lot (A lot of bootie).

«That boy is my pipe dream.»
«I want that dick in my dreams. Call it pipe dream.»
«Can’t get this pipe dream out of my head. I want it!»

by PipeKing April 15, 2021

Put your grandma in the pipe.

A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.

Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.

by Glitchurr October 12, 2025

Pipe

To fuck. That's it.

Aye dude, this girl wants to pipe this weekend, I'm so stoked!
Awh shit, here we go again.

by Nipple Cream Dealer June 10, 2019

peter pipe head

An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.

I know I am a douchebag troll; I'm a Peter pipe head.

by Ms. Katrina October 25, 2017

pipe

often referred to a gun.

Let me tuck this pipe; the cops bout to pull up.

by intro291 March 7, 2021

Blowing out of both ends of the pipe

Speaking to something to which you know nothing of and end up embarrassing yourself due to your stupidity. Similar to "talking out of one's ass"
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.

Sports Pundit: "Defensive coaches can't win championships in the modern era."

"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."

by M7NESTUD14 September 6, 2025

Clutch pipe

A clutch pipe is someone who talks about cars and is generally obsessed with machinery but is not a mechanic. A person can also be a clutch pipe by going off on one about any subject that they know the other person doesn't know too much about.

"That guy is a complete clutch pipe."
"He just clutch piped me."

by Clutchpipekilla September 4, 2014