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cock juicer

a woman who sucks you so long you have no more juices left in you
by Robert Micheal Terry November 20, 2007
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Cock Trust

The trust and confidence between two bros in a non-gay way.
"dude, I really like Sally, but don't tell anyone"

"Don't worry bro, we got cock trust"
by Dom and Mark May 31, 2009
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Cock swabbler

1. While in the act of felatio, a male or female violently slaps and mops (swabs) his/hers face with the cock.

2. A brown noser or ass kisser.
1. Last night I had my first cock swabbler and it was like a car wreck, everything going everywhere except her mouth.

2. I ran into that cock swabbler Martin, and he told me he got the promotion, I wasn't surprised.
by Alven G. July 22, 2009
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cock jacket

Similar to beer jacket, cock jacket describes an invisible coat that allows females to endure ice-cold external temperatures whilst wearing tiny outfits (usually akin to lingerie), pre-alcohol, simply because the lengthy process of removing a coat/jacket in the pub/bar/club would waste good cock-teasing time. Cock jackets are particularly popular in Newcastle and Liverpool, England.
"Look at that girl in the miniskirt and boob tube! She much be freezing!"

"She's probably wearing her Cock jacket"
by Gruber January 1, 2008
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Cock Twitch

A cock twitch is when a man gets a sudden surge of horniness.
Girl: Send me a voice message of you saying I am your mistress

Guy: I'm gonna get you fucking wet

Girl: Hehe can't wait. Hurry up slave

Guy: That just made my cock twitch
by Koala_roo August 31, 2017
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titanic cock

A cock so big when you put it in your wife, it plays the sad violin song from the Titanic.
1. Hey Johnny, can I suck on your Titanic Cock?
2. Damn Manny, can you please slow down with that Titanic Cock? I can hear Jack already...
3. Darn my niGhA dAts WOnn PHAT aZZ CawK
by StardustGalaxy7 September 24, 2018
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cock and glock

The "cock and glock" is an iconic sex move where after having sex with your girlfriend (cocking her), you just fucking shoot her in the head with a glock.

Not to be performed. Ever.
"What happened to Stacy?"
"Oh, I cock and glocked her.
"Oh."
by petri_ June 14, 2020
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