Bed-Grump

A word for a dude who wants to be alone when he sleeps cause he feels gay when he sleep next to a guy.

"I am such a Bed-Grump."

by yomama996 December 23, 2023

Depression Bed

The bed of someone who is depressed, consisting of random objects that would not normally be in a bed.

My depression bed consists of dirty clothes, gum wrappers, crumbs, and a tape measure.

by RichGirlLAvibe January 04, 2022

Depp Bed

A bed covered in feces. Most likely put there by Amber Heard

This girl came over and dropped a deuce in my bed last night and gave me Depp bed.

by Isthisnametaken April 27, 2022

bed chocolate

Residual excretion in, on, or around one's mattress, which is later mistaken for crumbs of chocolate.

Willard: Bernadine shat on my dick last Thursday evening while we were sleeping.
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.

Hobo 2: STANKY!

by killbo December 10, 2011

Danger bed

When you go out without anywhere to stay, so have to pull in order to find somewhere to stay the night.

AKA hotel back-yourself.

1: where are you staying?
2: I'm playing danger bed mate, wait and see

by notarealpseudonym February 10, 2019

bed skydiving

When a man is on top and fucks so hard he gets airborne

Heather was surprised (and thrilled!) by how much air Geof caught as he was bed skydiving on her.

by Mr Crowley July 26, 2021

bed burka

Wrapping the sheets/blankets around your entire body so that little to no skin is exposed eliminating the possibility of sharing the covers with your significant other.

Michael was in his bed burka, so Paula decided to sleep on the couch.

by demondrum October 18, 2013