by Changlaong July 7, 2021
Get the Horny bitchmug. She was home alone and horny, so she decided to finger herself. she was jerking her finger inside her pussy and accidentally went too deep. She started cumming everywhere and called her boyfriend over. He found a trail of fresh cum on the floor that led to her clit. He noticed that she only had a bra on, making his dick wet. It was clear that they both wanted the same thing. His clothes flew off as they ran to her room. She started to pull his boxers down while making out, and she saw his huge cock from the corner of her eye. She couldn't take it anymore. She fell to the ground and started shoving it in her mouth, and he loved the feeling, so he let her do it as he moaned. He pushed her onto the bed and gave her oral. He undid her bra, revealing her huge tits. He squeezed them, making her moan in excitement. He moved off the bed as she spread her legs and rested them on his shoulders. He then stuck his dick into her pussy and fucked her hard. Her tongue explored his mouth as she rode him. They soon got bored of it and she brought over her vibrator. They took turns shoving it in each other, enjoying the tingly sensation. He began to cum, and she licked it off his dick. He started eating her and her cum up. She pushed his head deeper into her, as she panted. They saw how dark it was outside, but they didn't care. They began to titty-fuck and did all sorts of things into the night. They fell asleep with his cock in her mouth and her pussy in his. What a great orgasm they had.
by H0P.NY_B17*C(-) June 28, 2022
Get the Hornymug. When someone is so hungry for that Dick they dress as a hobo, finds a busy intersection, and holds a sign stating they will gobble that Dick for anything.
Look Tim is such a cock sucker he’s pulling a horny hungry hobo on the corner of 1st and main st!!!!
by RS THE PIG January 13, 2022
Get the Horny hungry hobomug. Occurs when an excess amount of alcohol consumption leads to the spiked increase of testosterone, the hormones that cause a person to get aroused depending on the levels of testosterone.
J: “Yo bro, how was the party?”
X-7: “I don’t wanna talk about it…”
J: “Why not?”
X-7: “Remember I brought in a friend, SL. Yeah, she drank too much alcohol and just called me to visit her in the dorm.”
J: “Ok..? I don’t see what the problem was-“
X-7: “When we got there, SL dragged me to the couch and started taking both her pants and mines.”
J: “oh… and I thought that being “drunkenly horny” wasn’t a thing…”
X-7: “I don’t wanna talk about it…”
J: “Why not?”
X-7: “Remember I brought in a friend, SL. Yeah, she drank too much alcohol and just called me to visit her in the dorm.”
J: “Ok..? I don’t see what the problem was-“
X-7: “When we got there, SL dragged me to the couch and started taking both her pants and mines.”
J: “oh… and I thought that being “drunkenly horny” wasn’t a thing…”
by HornyRitta March 3, 2024
Get the Drunkenly hornymug. by KPG123 April 8, 2016
Get the horny hygeinemug. Any person or animal that only thinks focuses and has extreme excitement over Sex or anything sexual related
“YO that guy won’t stop pestering that girl to go home with him, Yeah! He’s a Horny spaz he has no control”
by anonymous October 2, 2023
Get the horny spazmug. It’s being so sensitive that things that aren’t funny still make you laugh until you cry. Like the kind of laugh when you can’t breathe, and you start to pee yourself because of something stupid Chandler said.
I’m sorry 😅 I know that kid face planting isn’t funny *cough* 🤣 but I’m just so fucking laugh horny right now - 😂 *cough*
by Jamchef81 March 31, 2023
Get the Laugh hornymug.