jesus wine

water

The magical ingredient Jesus turned into wine.

I always bring a bottle of Jesus Wine with me, wherever I go, in case I get parched.

by Thurdeye December 26, 2007

brother jesus

Brother Jesus is a one in a life time huy, if you see him he will bless you with a better life style, you will get more friends and better grades. Brother Jesus will always support you as long as you know de wey, so if you meet Brother Jesus be proud... you could also become a Brother Jesus by bludgeoning someone in a Fortnite game with a Brother Jesus

hey jonas is a brother jesus and has a ps4 fortnite account named: Smash-FACE-1313

by Jesus,Brother December 17, 2018

Reverse Jesus

When you drink so much wine that it starts to taste like water.

Girl 1: "How was the wine pre-game last night?"
Girl 2: "I don't remember what I was drinking, I pulled a Reverse Jesus."
Girl 1: "Wym?"
Girl 2: " Bruh it hit a certain point that the Moscato tasted like a Brita Purifier."

by yoitsjulia September 12, 2020

Jesus Freedom

The product of total market deregulation, unlimited corporate political contributions, targeted tax cuts, and policies to protect vulnerable corporate interests, as Jesus intended it.

We need to cut spending, put a cap on deficits, and balance the budget by cutting taxes for job creators because that's Jesus freedom... the South will rise again.

by Global Warming1 January 24, 2012

Secret Jesus

Same concept used with Secret Santa during Christmas where everyone draws a name out of a hat and gifts the other person. Secret Jesus is used when participating with a Christian family primarily because Santa is believed to be of the devil and the gift exchange happens on New Year because Christmas Day is reserved for Jesus.

Person 1: "Hey, are you doing Secret Santa with your family this year?"

Person 2: "Nah, my family are fanatical Christians. It's more like a Secret Jesus gift exchange.

by scorpiotail December 29, 2010

jesus shagger

ppl who’re heavy christian like lily reid n ma gran x

ma gran’s a right jesus shagger

by 👸🏽heather x January 22, 2021

Jesus Crisis

The combined total of the confusion and chaos created by all the religeous factions, their dogma, ritual and conflicting interpretations of ancient superstitious writings and failed attempts to give meaning to natural phenomenon.

People are murdering each other over who has the best imaginary friend, jesus crisis!

by JackTheWhipper June 28, 2019