Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023
Get the Land-locked clubmug. Wanna go to Boston in Two-Hour-Land?
by IntergalactalEnergy April 27, 2023
Get the Two-Hour-Landmug. A land mollusk is that of a spider, with a shell, tentacles, the face of an old lady, and what seem two be five tallywhackers.
They often reside under the male human's scrotem, and will hide in the so called "gooch".
They often reside under the male human's scrotem, and will hide in the so called "gooch".
That kid is a Land Mollusk.
I heard he has Mollusks.
Look out for Land Mollusks while traveling through that part of town.
I heard he has Mollusks.
Look out for Land Mollusks while traveling through that part of town.
by MistaCreep August 20, 2011
Get the Land Molluskmug. 
canadas wonderland just shortened
by i2kl September 5, 2023
Get the landmug. U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.
South Carolina District Employee as Jasper, Soil and Water Conservation. SC Dept of Natural Resources. Director of the Maintenance/Groundkeeper.
In the state of South Carolina. Cadet First Lieutenant, 4YRS, USMC. In state of the South Carolina — Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful
City of Ridgeland, County of Jasper, State of South Carolina and City of Hardeeville, Town of Robertville, South Carolina, USA.
South Carolina District Employee as Jasper, Soil and Water Conservation. SC Dept of Natural Resources. Director of the Maintenance/Groundkeeper.
In the state of South Carolina. Cadet First Lieutenant, 4YRS, USMC. In state of the South Carolina — Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful
City of Ridgeland, County of Jasper, State of South Carolina and City of Hardeeville, Town of Robertville, South Carolina, USA.
U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources. of the civilian military, South Carolina Dept of Natural Resources. For South Carolina Game Wardens for the Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet.
by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, March 4, 2024
Get the U.S. Marine Corps Conservation Law Enforcement and Land and Wildlife Resources.mug. school full of a ton of kids who smoke in the bathroom and two-faced sluts. everyone there loves attention and will constantly try to make people feel bad
by thotianna29 November 18, 2019
Get the Glen landing middle schoolmug.