gabriel jones

He's calm, cool, and collected. He's hilarious and spells crap however he wants. Good-looking and extremely nice. Confident and smart. Is rarely called by his full name and finds it strange when people do call him by that. Has lived in multiple states and is of mystery descent. Don't bother asking where he's from, because you have to be extremely brainy to figure it out.
gabriel jones is a cool, calm and collected person.
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Jim Jones

The kind of guy that would be happy to see everyone he invited to his party, his circus, fall ill, or better yet dead (as would Bridget, the mouse living in his church encouraging outsiders to fight the locals for no reason).
Jim Jones was a boundless optimist, he was even optimistic about the bright future of the people he invited to Jonestown for his party/afterparty (his orgy) there. He was such a fun, exciting guy, not the kind of guy that would trample any rights people compromised or surrendered over to him, no way would he ever do something like that.
by The Original Agahnim February 3, 2022
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Routicus Jones

Time to leave, let's go.

Alternatively, when posed as a question - "Are we ready to leave?".
Synonyms: Yinderman stiddly, departicus jones, routicus stiddly, exodus jones,
Routicus Jones?

We should routicus jones if we're going to make the basketball game on time.
by jonertheboner May 10, 2023
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ralphie jones the sequel

a highly prestigous rap album by the late JayRed, who is a case like other rappers, who has an unknown state of life, is he dead or alive? nobody cares. this album is unreleased but is planned to come out in september of 06.
nig 1-"yo i gots myself a copy of ralphie jones the sequel. yo its so ill"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"
by ralphie jones the sequel June 28, 2004
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Off the Jones

On heroine that smack that devil crack the flint water on a spoon
by D’Ralph April 14, 2021
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Jone

Jone. Sounds aesthetic, doesn't it? It's the name of an animal. A bird to be exact. A bird as majestic as a phoenix. Ever seen harry potter? Remember dumbledore's phoenix? Isn't that majestic? But this bird is even more majestic. It was originally born on Ktaris, a planet of grace and joy where majestics are born, but can nowadays even be found on earth. it has moved to our planet around 236 before christ. how it got here is unknown, but it is claimed that these animals got here with their creators from Ktaris around that time while they wanted to explore the other planets in our solar system. the Ktaris people's technology is far more advanced than human's which is why they were probably able to travel at light speed back then. Jone were used to find life on the planet, because they have a perfect sense for infrared light over thousands of miles. they can fly as fast as some of the fastest cars cars can drive nowadays.
Jone are majestic animals that can be found mostly on their home planet Ktaris, but also around the earth.
by drop of the sea November 24, 2021
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Sweaty Hannah Jones

The sexual act of getting choked, and tossing money around at the same time
Dude that girl's a total freak, she made me do the sweaty Hannah Jones to her last night
by Lubemytube December 14, 2018
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