the pickings are slim

a) there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

b) I didn't get my way this time, but I'll get my revenge next time.

As per definition b) when the pickings are slim, do not take your revenge in a violent manner, but calmly try again.

by Sexydimma September 23, 2014

screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016

the real slim titty

A boob that is so slim and perky that it stands up. Thus granting itself the ability to coil around a penis sideways. This is the only boob known to man that is capable of performing this solo-boob sideways boobjob.

Girl: "Hey, you into boob jobs?"
Guy: "Yeah! I'll only accept the real slim titty, though."

by Pappabjørn April 19, 2020

The Nickelodeon Slime

When a naked women stands over your head and produces diarrhea, cum, and saliva all over your head.

bro i just went over to her house and got the The Nickelodeon Slime

by N0rr January 17, 2021

rimuru_the_slime

A super sexy and smart tiktoker. Mad underrated. Should have at least 1mil followers.

Bro rimuru_the_slime is the best tiktoker in existence.

I wish I could be more like rimuru_the_slime

by I_want_to_eat_a_burger March 24, 2021

sin the slime

Rapper

Sin the slime has dope rhymes

by BubbieLove April 29, 2021

butters.with.slime

A really cool and awesome tiktoker who posts South Park + Cookie Run Kingdom content, he also uses he/him pronouns!!

Fan: Hey do you follow butters.with.slime?

Random loser:: no

Fan: eat my feces bozo

by wavyyasher August 28, 2021