Rocket Syndrome 

Let action B have some generally accepted prerequisite state A. That is, someone must be in state A before performing action B. We say that one has rocket syndrome if that individual attempts to pursue action B before achieving state A.

I recently attributed my attempts at the challenge exercises in the text "Professor Evil's Advanced Super Hard Calculus For Definitive Non-Beginners" to rocket syndrome.

Rocket Syndrome by CanadaAle12,coldandhard June 14, 2014

My-Syndrome 

Noun

Being affected by another's stupidity. Insensibility, Slowwittedness, Feeble-mindedness, Slowness, Cynical, Alienated

Someone's stupidity leeches onto another person

Q: "Is two plus two really four?"

A: "What you can't add? You got the My-Syndrome..."

My-Syndrome by Susan Cohan July 14, 2014

birthday syndrome 

When a person acts like a spoiled bitch just because it is their birthday.

Man that guy is an asshole, maybe he has birthday syndrome

birthday syndrome by Thefanman August 3, 2015

Celeron Syndrome 

The insanity one is driven to when they use a slow device. e.g. one with an Intel Celeron Processor

My god, Jeremy's PC gives me Celeron Syndrome

Celeron Syndrome by LlamaFluff November 29, 2015

Magnus Syndrome 

A dilemma that often comes up in fictions involving immortal beings, when an immortal person is in a committed relationship with a mortal character. This leads to inevitable sadness and conflict on the parts of both characters due to the knowledge that the mortal one will age and die, while the immortal one lives on and does not age. Sometimes, the immortal one will have had past lovers, adding to the age-old sadness of losing them. (Term inspired by Magnus Bane from the Shadowhunters series.)

the other day i cried, because I remembered that my otp will someday succumb to magnus syndrome, and one of them will age and die while the other continues being immortal

Magnus Syndrome by efffbeee September 12, 2016

Airbud syndrome 

When your dog gets super athletic and has to be put down

My dog suffered from Airbud syndrome and he has to be put down. Good a baseball though

Airbud syndrome by Sniper1736 January 9, 2017

MSU Syndrome 

When a person is mentally retarded but decides to be a pretentious, know it all who has no flaws; and always want to point out the flaw of others. When someone is a complete moron but decides to talk as if they were the one smart enough to teach Albert Einstein quantum physics. A trend following zombie that is to busy to keep up with viral trends till the state of lose of all self individuality. Can be related with the stereotypical attitude of the average Student of MSU (Located in Shah Alam, Malaysia).

Person 1: "Hey man, I have seen you in forever! You still living in Shah Alam.?"
Person 2: "No, I moved. Shah Alam has too many people with MSU Syndrome. How do you even put up with living that close to dumb asses?"

MSU Syndrome by Azalea Einstein February 17, 2017