facts:
-Located in your mum -school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum -ran by a horse -Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows
It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum
I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
This school can be the best and the worst. You will have great memories such as kicking over basketballs from year 7s and getting molesdted in the pe changing rooms. However our school is so poor that instead of fixing the broken sinks and urinals they just remove it so you have to hope not get molested or your balls grabbed from ur scrotum.
Look that guy has been wearing those trousers since he came out his mums vagina