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theres 3 types of groups 1 mercy obsessed people that play handball at recess and the tall people that are nerds
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its a living hell in which a stupid penguin needs our help to MOVE!!!!!!!!!! And we have to do it for 20 mins. a day!
ST MATH by stmathsucks May 3, 2022

St Mary's Bishops Stortford 

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

St Simon Stock Catholic School 

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

St. Louis 

2nd largest city in Missouri after Kansas City. Home of the Cardinals, Blues and crime.
Went to the Cardinals game in St. Louis and got robbed.
This school can be the best and the worst. You will have great memories such as kicking over basketballs from year 7s and getting molesdted in the pe changing rooms. However our school is so poor that instead of fixing the broken sinks and urinals they just remove it so you have to hope not get molested or your balls grabbed from ur scrotum.
Look that guy has been wearing those trousers since he came out his mums vagina

Yeah he definitley goes St Bons
St Bons by itchybumcrack May 25, 2022