five knuckle shuffle

The act of moving all five fingers on a single hand across another person's forearm, one at a time.

The gentleman greeted his friend home from vacation, with a lovely five knuckle shuffle.

by Bob Memphis December 20, 2009

Truffle Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but are too preoccupied with what you're doing to take a break until the resulting abdominal pain is too great to ignore. The result is this embarrassing slow, hunched-over shuffle to the bathroom. Commonly performed by friends when playing MMOs in large gaming gatherings or other similar situations.

1: "Dude, can you believe Mike's wicked winning streak in the Rumble Pit? It was 3 hours of brutality! Total God mode action."
2: "Yeah, he was glued to that screen and talkin smack, but he's paying for it now. You see him doin the truffle shuffle down the hall?"
1: "Ha ha. Powned by Mother Nature!"

by Cyrano Cytoplasm October 12, 2007

Shnuff

Warm Teenage Sperm

Jeez, that girl love eating a side of shnuff when she gets her salad tossed.

by Kahubaboobalin January 9, 2011

Newtown Shuffle

A campish walk, not necessarily gay.

"When he walks, he walks the newtown shuffle..."

by You sold out for free? September 7, 2005

Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)

The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.

Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."

by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010

bieber shuffle

A sexy dance that is done by Justin Bieber.

I want to do the bieber shuffle

by swagswagwag November 12, 2011

snuffles

a code word, in our language of the flubberdang which we created to keep the tape of anseale a secretivedity, until the time which we get the sacred coon-bean, which then all will be done

damnit gretch, where's snuffles

by Martay February 14, 2003