To forcefully grab something with an ungodly amount of strength
Hey let me gretch that for you
by Arcxus January 18, 2021
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Something that is both ghetto AND ratchet.
Gretchling- one who embodies being gretch.
Gretchen- the queen of gretch and the GRETCHIEST person on this earth.
The South Campus buildings of UNC Chapel Hill, specifically Craige, are extremely gretch.

It's evident that Gretchen is at UNC Chapel Hill, as there are a multitude of cockroaches to be seen when the sun sets.

"Gretch means ghetto and ratchet, have fun with it"- the creator of Gretch
by Richapple October 12, 2023
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to violently sneak.

To go or move in a quiet, stealthy way while having some sort of a violent, destructive motive.
That fucking oven door gretched up on my hand!

Hey man, stop gretching up on me!

So, I was playing paintball and had a sweet sniping spot. Then out of no where Chris gretched up on me.
by LxBxC June 15, 2007
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1. (n) A person who neglects to speak constructively.
2. (v) To speak with destructive intent.
Asking "why" exhibits Gretch-like behavior.
by Burma's cat, Yac{k}s January 23, 2018
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Gretch - A mouldy, unclean and/or rotten vagina.
"Damn, man, that girl last night had the worst gretch I'd ever seen!"
by Nacho Man Sandy Ravage September 8, 2014
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Girl: See her! That’s Gretchen! I call her Gretch.
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A combination of "grab" and "fetch".
Yo Louis, would you gretch me a soda from the fridge?
by whenumomcomehomeandmakehtenoon October 17, 2019
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