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RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.
JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"
by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020
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Rip

Meaning r.i.p (rest in piece). Also something said when someone has ‘bad news’ and you don’t know what to say but wanna share your condolences.
Friend: “Man my wifi went out during a match and now I have a 3 minute penalty

Other friend: “oh rip”
by mercyjoemama.com November 23, 2021
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RIP that pussy

when someone has a big dick so a girl says "rip that pussy"
Girl: "omg my bf is like 9 inches"
Her friend: "rip that pussy"
by bigfatjuicytoe November 29, 2021
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ripped

Sh!t, I ripped my pants
by no-name September 8, 2003
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Beaufort Bong Rip

When you hit a milky bong rip and blow it up a girls ass and then she farts it back in your face.
Dude Becky’s a freak. She let me hit a Beaufort Bong Rip last night in her mom’s basement.
by Bigdawg44 June 27, 2025
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Off rip

To stick three soda cans up ones rectum
Damn that girl just pulled off rip
by Off RIP guy 22 April 19, 2019
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Shower Rip

When you are in the shower and stick only your head outside the curtain to smoke marijuana mid shower.
“Man, can you hold and light the bong for me so i can take a shower rip? my hands are wet.”
by sweetea marie July 3, 2021
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