Root Rage

When you see someone you wanna fuck but you know for one reason or another you'll never be able to. You wind up with 'root rage.'

You pay your rent on a Saturday and the receptionist is showing her cleavage , and you know you wanna fuck her , but you know that you'll never be able to. Now , when you go back and crack a beer with your mate and talk about it , its . "Man paid the rent saw this chick and now i got fuckin root rage"

by smokeyvic December 6, 2013

Lego-rage

The totally over the top and crazy reaction normally calm children have when they can't fit the Lego together perfectly, or if someone touches their Lego.

Handle Lego-rage with care for any attempt to calm the child in question will result in you being the target of the rage, no longer the Lego itself.

Bob was playing so nicely at playschool then the Lego-rage hit and chaos followed. So embarrassing as headless Lego men were thrown at the staff.

by ThatGeekyMum September 23, 2014

rug rage

1. The state of being upset by or angry at a woven floor covering. 2. An act of semi violent & frustrated masterbaition that can only be practiced by female have humans.

I'm so angry with my recent rug purchase that I'm suffering a severe case of rug rage. It's been so long between sexual partners that i think I might just go home and rug rage.

by RugRager March 14, 2015

rainbow rage

The rage expressed from seeing too many rainbows.

This is especially prominent among homophobic individuals who express their frustration at seeing too many rainbows through angry words or violent behaviour targetting the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) community as a whole, or its individuals.

Oh no, that man just ripped up a gay pride flag. He's got a major case of rainbow rage.

by Synna July 10, 2015

Stoplight rage

The indescribable frustration felt waiting an eternity for the stop light to turn green at an intersection. Further exacerbated by thinking your light is changing and you start to go, only to be still red and the other lane starts turning. And you feel like an asshole sitting partially out in the intersection with a 40% chance of being T-boned.

Stoplight rage is a leading cause of high blood pressure in middle aged guys in mustangs.

by Grant Rampus August 8, 2016

lorne rage

Raging on epic proportions.

Would you like to Lorne Rage!?

by Dream and Repeat December 19, 2016

Phone rage

On the phone --- when someone EXPLODES in rage and rants.... over talking you and maybe hanging up wanting no feedback or discussion from you.

Phone Rage: "How dare you speak to me that way....HOW DARE YOU.....this conversation is over - good bye" - (they hang up.) The language may be far worse but you get the idea. Later they may try to contact via phone - text- email - to blame and fault you in more rage and rant. {rageaholic}

by Stress Free July 12, 2019