jerk and poop

The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.

I had a nice jerk and poop the other day.

by Juiceton hymen August 15, 2017

Poop Duping

Basically when a chick is riding a guy and tells him that he's penetrating her puxXy but in reality she scoots down and inserts it in her ass without him knowing

But you said :" Ah it's my pussy it's my pussy" , but in reality we had anal!?

Her:I can't believe poop duping worked on you.

by ChibiEternity June 27, 2018

Gnarly poop

Just a flat fuckin gnarly poop. One of those where you're sitting down droppin a deuce canoe in brown town and you're just thinking about how badly you wished you had fixed your exhaust fan when it broke last month.

Bro, I just took a gnarly poop. For real, give it at least 10 minutes before you go in there.

by The Real Clitorisaurus September 12, 2018

Water Poop

The result when small kids get diarrhea after swimming.

“Mommy, I’m pooping water poop!”

by InfiniteGuy July 14, 2019

poop fuck

When you givin it to some hoe and she got shit on your dick.

Tyrese: Yo hommie Ivy gave me a poop fuck last night

Charlie: What the fuck is a poop fuck?

by 666oogabooga69 November 18, 2019

coop the poop

a little French Canadian Italian boy who is crippled all the time even though he hops around wherever he goes and owns an android uh oh. he also rejects cheese all the time and no one knows why.

wow did you see coop the poop? I saw him crippling around Ikea one time.

by nothanksillpass November 26, 2019

Poop lagoon

it is an anus

dude 1: jimmy d e s t r o y e d my poop lagoon
dude 2: ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)

by grapesthestupid March 24, 2019