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toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.
by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024
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Best Toilet Service

The full form of BTS means Best Toilet Service
Sigma: What’s the full form of BTS?

btsfan: Oh, It’s Bangtan Sonyeondan

Sigma: It’s wrong

btsfan: Huh? Then what is the actual full form of BTS?
Sigma: Best Toilet Service 😎
by King of all gamers March 5, 2024
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Toilet Bowl Hoe

A hoe, typically trashy who believes all the lies that people feed her saying she's all that
steph is such a Toilet Bowl Hoe, all her clients tell her all this hot shit and she believes it
by Steezmiester June 29, 2020
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toilet troll

a guy (typically of indian descent) who dwells in the toilet of a nightclub, offering trinkets to the weary traveler.
last time I went to the toilet in that club, the toilet troll tried to flog me a spray of aftershave for five quid
by the_toilet_dweller_123 February 19, 2024
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Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper
Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.
by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020
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Skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is a stupid fucking idiotic cringe shitty retarded show that’s on YouTube shorts. It’s so fucking bad that I want to rip my eyes open and throw them into a deep fryer. This shitty “series” of cringe fucking videos about people’s heads in fucking toilets is so god fucking stupid and all who watch it should GO TO FUCKING HELL AND TELL SATAN TO BURN THEIR BALLS OFF. I hate parental controls a ton… BUT IF UR KID HAS A FUCKING SKIBIDI TOILET ADDICTION THEN DELETE YT PREMIUM IF U HAVE IT, TURN ON PARENTAL CONTROLS AND KEEP 52 BODY GUARDS NEXT TO UR CHILDREN WHEN HES WATCHING TV, ALL HAVING DUAL LOADED GRENADE LAUNCHERS. DO IT AND DO IT NOW.
Me: hey kid, what u watching??

Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: OMG HAVE U HEARD???? ITS SKIBIDI TOILET :D SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES!!!

Me: *pulls out a fucking fully charged railgun*

Dumb fucking kid that doesn’t have enough iq to fill a spoon: wait what are u doi-?

Me: *shoots that dumb muthafucka*

God: I’ll forgive u for that one
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Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet is a horrid YouTube Shorts "Series", if you can even call it that. It's a toilet with a man's head coming out of the bowl, singing a remix of a song that is just awful. "Skibidi dub dub dub yes yes, skibidi dubble-a dee-dee". This is the song of satan, or at least the song of skibidi toilet. In the series, these cringey toilets fight people with technology for heads, or in other words an average modern toddler. The series seems very popular with crusty infants who still finds toilets funny.
Child: (non-understandable blubber)
iPad: Skrr skibidi dub dub dub yes yes, skibidi dubble-a dee dee
Child: Skibidi
Mother: Time to take the iPad away for dinner honey!
Child: (Demonic yelling and singing of Skibidi Toilet song)
Mother: There is only one solution (shoots child)
The world is now safe from this awful iPad kid. Do the same with your child.
by Mutha_Fucka69 May 19, 2024
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