Off The Cuff

Something you didn't plan on happening, out of the blue.

Jimmy John: Hey bud I need you to come over like right now dude.
John Jimmy: Well that was off the cuff.

by Sh*tsticks June 7, 2018

Snore Off

A common expression to be used when someone's story becomes too long or their banter becomes substandard.

Person 1. "Remember when I beat you 5 - 1 on Fifa."

Person 2. "Yeah about 5 years ago."

Person 1. "You just can't handle that I'm better than you."

Person 2. "Oh snore off mate you're boring."

by jack2208 July 11, 2010

jake off

To rub one out till ejaculation. It’s just like jacking off, but too may people named Jake would rather say Jake Off instead of Jack

“What’s up Jake?” Billy asks. “Oh nothing, just pulling my pants down to JAKE OFF to your mom in the shower!”

by J_Pranky July 5, 2018

Gyp-off

When you buy something at an expensive store or off of Ebay, and find out what you bought is only a piece of shit that doesn't work

Guy #1 dude i bought this sweet TV, and when they shipped it to me, it had a huge hole in the screen.
guy #2: what a gyp-off

by Bajanglezz March 6, 2009

wall off

To post a string of messages on a member's board of a social networking site. Can be in retort to another user's wall off, or can be one-sided.

First used primarily on the member wall on Facebook. Generally one user will post on another user's wall, or will be walled, followed by the second user posting on the original poster's wall in a repeated fashion until the messages from both parties have overtaken the board.

The following situation is an example of a wall off. Each user's board on their respective member pages are shown with later times listed at the top:

User A's Message Board:
User B (12:30AM): Lol what? What's the matter?
User B (12:10AM): The hell are you talking about?? People are STILL talking about that. Go you! Haha..
User B (12:03AM): Yeah! Over by the bar... who was that chick you were with?
User B (12:00AM): I saw you last night!

User B's Message Board:
User A (12:40AM): That turned out NOT to be a chick... Goddamnit... Tomorrow is going to suck.
User A (12:20AM): Oh dear God...
User A (12:08AM): Oh, that was nobody... Damn, nobody saw that, right?
User A (12:02AM): No you didn't..

by ShiftyEyedGoat January 15, 2008

Tit-off

Verb; An engagement, usually involving two or more females, that involves a fight to the death only using their boobs. Purpose is to determine who has the superior tits.

See also: Booby-Battle, Mammary-Massacre, Areola-Campare-E-Ola, Double D-structuion, Titty-Takedown.

Antonyms: Sword Fighting

Greg: Dude, Bethany and Annie are about to have a tit off!
Mark: Awesome, I love tit-offs!
Stephen: Did I overhear you guys talking about a tit-off?

Greg: Yeah, would you like to go to the tit-off?
Stephen: Of course I want to go to the tit-off.
Mark: Cool, let's go to the tit-off!
TM

by Word Wizards, LLC February 5, 2017

meme-off

When you are on Facebook hitting photo comments competing for who's funnier.

Me and my friend were having a meme-off last night but I won with my Kermit the Frog picture.

by ilkub July 19, 2014