Five star fuck

Sex that’s rated 5/5 stars

Steven’s duck was pounding hard last night. He was a five star fuck.

by Pseudosuckit November 26, 2021

Five Finger Fairy

When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.

Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter

"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"

by Paleslayer May 31, 2018

Back hand five

It's when your too lazy to turn around or your hands are occupied to give a normal high five so you give a high five with the back hand

Person 1: High Five!
Person 2: I can't I'm carrying my books, but Back Hand Five!
(clap)

by the514slacker February 18, 2011

Mormon high five

Secretly jerking someone off in public. Keeping it low key cause being high is for sinners.

The church service was so boring that I gave elder Simon a Mormon high five under a bible to keep things interesting.

by Pork Almighty September 13, 2019

five nighter at freddy

the five nighter at freddy game fran chise by scott cawton

five nighter at feddy!!!!!1

this word is used when someone mentions a chicken a bear a fox or a bunny

Personl1: i like bears
personl2: FIVE NIGHTER AT FREDDY!!!!

by bigmemetranslator June 7, 2023

five finger flute

The band kids way of saying someone sucks dick.

I wonder why Emily is always has to go to the restroom when Matthew is gone? She's probably playing his five finger flute

by The Mexican Tyrone May 6, 2016

eighty-five percenter

An individual who always ( or almost always ) eats only eighty-five percent of what most people would eat in each meal, in order to enjoy an easier and better digestion, not feel stuffed and continue feeling somewhat light, enjoy a perfect ( thus easy ) bowel movement the next day, and stay healthy, happy, and young.

30-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

For those who prefer not to start a sentence with a number,

the traditional format follows

Thirty-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

by but for October 12, 2018