brain ninja'd 

when your in a horrible "relationshit" and you get in a fight one day and the girlfriend happens to say a comment that will seem at first like the worst come back ever but soon will make you so friggin' angry that you go make a ass out of yourself in front of her

yeah steve i completely was fucking brain ninja'd, i walked in and just sounded like a complete dumm shit

brain ninja'd by dickydick May 31, 2007

Ninja Boobs 

1. Breasts of a small caliber; often found of female ninjas

2. Tightly contained breasts; often times occurring whilst wearing a sports bra.

3. Boobs that appear small while wearing clothes; but are actually not in the nude.

Damn, that shortay has some kick-ass ninja boobs.

Girl your ninja boobs, snuck up on me like Jake Gyllenhaal on Heath Ledger.

Ninja Boobs by Ninjaboobgirl4U January 25, 2010

ninja please 

The same thing as "Nigga Please" and "Cracka Please" except it's toward an asian person.

"Nigga please"
"I'm not a nigga"
"Oh sorry, I meant.. ninja please!"

ninja please by niggagaiden February 2, 2006

Ninja 

n:
1.Derived from the Japanese words for person (nin) and temple(ja) respectively, "ninja" as a noun refers to the sweetest being in the universe. Purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people, but his time is equally spent mackin' on hot babes and wailing on guitars.

2.Ryu Hayabusa

a:The quality of being pumped-up or bearing resemblance to the actions of a ninja.

v:To perform ninja-like actions, such as cutting the head off of three guys at once.

Exclamation: Shout of surprise used when either
1: about to be assasinated by a ninja,
2: performing a ninja action

n1:Ninjas are totally sweet.

n2:Ninja Gaiden, I love that game! Oh, ninja...

a:Did you see that guy uppercut the kid through the window? That was ninja!

v:Oh man, Dante ninjaed those demons with that guitar!

exclamation:NINJA!!!!!!

Ninja by therone April 30, 2006

Word Ninja 

Someone who is quick and proficient in their use of the english language for killing Samurai. They also carry swords.

I am Spelling Incarnate... I am... THE WORD NINJA!

Word Ninja by Fucksicle August 15, 2004

red ninja

Slang for Triple C's, aka Coricidin Cold and Cough. Contains DXM and will mess you up.

Ryan: Ouch, did you feel that?
Tom: No dude, what?
Ryan: That red ninja just kicked me.

red ninja by Ryan C March 29, 2004

purple ninja

An exremely awesome, tight and kick butt ninja. The purple ninja holds high authority among ninja's because of his color (purple = authority). The green ninja is known to be his best friend and ninja team mate. Together they rule with awesomeness.

guy: did you see that karate video last night?

girl: Ya, the guy with the white hair was totaly purple ninja.

purple ninja by purple ninja March 28, 2009