Ninja Dicking

Whe your are accused of have sex with someone you didnt. You were so good and slick that you didnt even know you had sex with her.

"I didnt have sex with her!"

" must be that ninja dicking."

by Mr. Lunch box June 26, 2017

Ninja starfish

When you instantly flash your anus hole directly up close and personal blinding the camera. Take a few steps forward look back and wink.

While we attended the presidential election I ninja starfish the president when he went live .

by Floppey tripod January 15, 2023

chatting ninja

One who keeps their status 'invisible' on instant messenger in order to 'screen' messages and/or avoid certain individuals.

Hey, Amy! Ping me when you're available to discuss the project, as I am chatting ninja today to avoid being distracted by other co-workers who are time wasters.

by L-2-the-Stew October 10, 2010

slick ninja

Stealthy and sly.

Banksy is one heck of a slick ninja with the way he puts up Street Art.

by DolinDog June 8, 2016

Tim Ninja

Like a true friend he gives a shit 5% of the time, raises hell 30% of the time, and can piss you off 65% of the time. But good time,Promise

That guy is such a Tim Ninja

by TeeJ2319 July 2, 2021

fortnite ninja

a 29 year old that plays a game filled with people 20 years younger than him
his very existence is a meme

Fortnite ninja tyler blevins just ended his stream!

by Vesperr February 15, 2021

Ninja Dart

When enter a room unseen, occupied by 3 or more people, and ejaculate on someone then leave with out being seen.

I can't wait to ninja dart that bitch tonight!

by Mudmanjr June 12, 2018