Average person: god, my shoes were tied too tight today, I hope I don't have an ugly skin sock.
Unwanted Friend/Family member: I know man, those suck
Unwanted Friend/Family member: I know man, those suck
by Tsun Berry August 31, 2011
Get the Skin Sockmug. Any non-toxic, non-greasy lotion that can be put on any food in place of other sauces, such as ranch, ketchup, or hot sauce. (Note: safe for skin)
Person 1: “This is the softest and smoothest burger i’ve ever had! What’s in it?”
Person 2: “That would be skin sauce. It forces your mouth to water because it’s moisturising it!”
Person 2: “That would be skin sauce. It forces your mouth to water because it’s moisturising it!”
by Dani Jacobs August 4, 2019
Get the skin saucemug. by dildowheeler923 May 31, 2018
Get the skin dressmug. by playitstrange August 12, 2022
Get the lizard skinsmug. by kyttt April 15, 2023
Get the til the skin come offmug. A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.
"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"
by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022
Get the Cougar Skinmug. 