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Kristan & Matt

The perfect example of a ride or die love! These two are the definition of an amazing couple. They love fierce and have overcome obstacles only others can dream of. It is the greatest love story of all time. Best friends until the end.
Look at Kristan & Matt… I wanna be just like them.
by K84 August 10, 2021
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Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time
I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long
by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023
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Matt Brumpton

"old man that looks like that one guy from deltarune"

Anyone called "Matt B" has to be affiliated with anyone called "Finnegan" in a sexual way. Such is the way of life. Also has a 75% chance to become a real estate agent (test group: 2 (one is half of a real estate agent))
"Yo Matt Brumpton"
"Yo finn"
"Real"
by Tom Parsonz June 21, 2025
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Matt Appreciation Day

National Nice to Matt day. Must be kind no mean jokes.
Hey don’t forget to compliment Matt tomorrow, it’s Matt Appreciation Day
by IComp x Hotdog October 25, 2022
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matt Godwin

A boy that everyone loved that is no longer here.
by ATaylorNoel October 10, 2008
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Matt Munro

Matt Munro is the alter-ego of famous singer Ed Sheeran. Ed discovered that he needed to have a disguise from the paparazzi so he transformed into Matt Munro, moved to Australia and attends St Kevins college. The only giveaway that it's Ed Sheeran is his fluffy, greasy, recently-cut RANGA HAIR.
"Is that Ed Sheeran?"
"Nah bruh its just Matt Munro"
by aquabitch.com July 29, 2021
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Matt

Matt is usually tall and Langthy if you see a short and stubby one then don’t trust them because they are an imposter
Matt - tall and langthy
by Matt’s lover September 16, 2022
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