drop him like a bad habit 

To break up; to end a relationship for your personal well-being; to quickly remove somebody from your social circle

That guy is poison to your system – you need to drop him like a bad habit

drop him like a bad habit by joyojoy November 26, 2010

It really be like that sometimes 

When something unfortunate that’s out of your control happens to you or someone else.

Guy 1: My girl cheated on me with a Spanish nigga bro.

Guy 2: It really be like that sometimes.

It really be like that sometimes by Keykonday May 24, 2018

I like how 

A phrase commonly prefacing a humorous or sarcastic observation, usually meant to be witty, insightful, and/or ironic.

I like how I thought myself clever for adding this to Urban Dictionary, but can't actually think of a good example myself.

I like how by Apocryphon December 8, 2010

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee 

The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.

Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee by I'mAddictedToUrbanDictionary March 22, 2013

I don't like you in that way 

What a girl says to a guy "friend" when he tries to express feelings for her that go beyond friendship. When a girl has a guy "friend", this almost always means that he is interested in her, which is why he hangs out with her, but she almost always sees him strictly as a friend.

<Girl> You're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way.

*translation*

<Girl> You're a great guy, and you have all the qualities in a guy I'm looking for, but I'm not going to be your girlfriend. I will, however, use you as a basis for comparison for all other guys who hit on me, but I'm going to be with someone who is far less nice, and who is probably an abusive alcoholic. Then, if he doesn't work out, I'll move on to another guy, but still not you. In fact, I will never be with you, but I will call you from time to time to complain about the guy that I am with.

I don't like you in that way by VonZippa June 21, 2005

Done Up Like a Kipper 

British idiom for one who has been totally bamboozled or taken advantage of by another.

Friend A: You just bought a gold watch from the street vendor for 100 quid?

Friend B: Yeah, mate, nice watch, isn't it?

Friend A: Eh, boy, you've been done up like a kipper!

Done Up Like a Kipper by ripeness November 9, 2012

smart like dumptruck 

a colorful variant of the words idiot, stupid, retard, moron, imbecile, dope etc... meaning literally that the person is roughly as intelligent as a 50 ton dumptruck

me big like tractor, smart like dumptruck

smart like dumptruck by megan123456789 December 29, 2007