Jizz Bear

Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.

Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"

Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"

by Scary McClary July 20, 2019

Jizz wank

A fat wanker

Go away you jizz wank

by Clit popper May 1, 2018

Jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample.

I was late for work, I had to go jizz n a jar for our IVF treatment.

by DNAGuy June 12, 2024

jizz harvester

Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.

Dude stay away from her she's a jizz harvester

by poopyman September 16, 2013

Skibidi Jizz

An angry, threatening, vengful, ejaculate

If you don't move out of my fucking way I'm gonna skibidi jizz in your face.

by OnTheSlide July 27, 2025

Jizz Bomb

|When one nuts into a condom until it's full then tying it and stomping on it, hence the name.

"Man, I made a jizz bomb and now there's cum fucking everywhere bro"

by Mia Dixie Rect October 4, 2019

Jizz

german rizz

Bro(of german decent) got that w jizz

by atorpyx May 15, 2023