Irish shower

Having a shower after taking a grog bog because you can't tell if you got all the shite from your sticky date

*Repeating out loud during your Irish shower* "To be sure to be sure"

by Jdork January 24, 2022

Irish Chalupa

Someone who is considerably smarter than people named 'Matt'.

Matt: "My opinions are wrong. Luckily there is an Irish Chalupa to point it out."

by RightMoreOftenThanMatt June 3, 2024

Irish Maraccas

Empty beer bottles that clang together.

Drew had to take his Irish maraccas to the recycling can

by ThanosReigns May 24, 2018

irish twins

N AND Z are the irish twins with thicc eyebrows

you can see those eyebrowussys form a mile away

get your zandnussy now at irishtwins.ussy.com.ussyau

OMG IS THAT THE IRISH TWINS

N.G AND Z.G

DAMN I CAN SEE THEIR EYEBROWUSSIES (plural)
LORD HAVE MERCY

by gisele is not home yet June 21, 2022

irish ray

A cunt of a man, usually broke , very small penis, latches on to an american family to sustain citizenship then sponges of the brother in law , usually ginger and slightly retarded, rides a sporster

He is a real irish ray

by roofer77 September 30, 2016

Irish piss

When you’re so drunk you pee in your partners bed, and you wake up and leave without saying anything.

“I was so drunk last night I pulled an Irish piss and now I’m never going to talk to her again.”

by TheChair June 12, 2024

Irish tank

A tractor with a cannon and missiles.

Go and get the Irish tank!
Farmer soldier: YES SIR!

by MoonLemon January 26, 2022