irish walrus

When you don't have a good comeback like ,"fucking Jew Bagel," so you think of random shit. If you tried to define this Y0ur m0m Gay!

Awww you shit on my head you fucking Irish Walrus.

by Thickest B0Y May 17, 2018

irish waitress

where you drink too much, punch the wife in the face and then place your sandwich order.

Oh man, should have seen the Irish waitress last night

by Blinksta May 24, 2018

Irish Maraccas

Empty beer bottles that clang together.

Drew had to take his Irish maraccas to the recycling can

by ThanosReigns May 24, 2018

Irish Tact

Ability to tell someone to F*** off while making them happy to be on their way.

Solicitor: * rings door bell* "Can I sell you...<interrupted>"
You: *Squirts him in face with steak sauce* "Piss off quickly before the wolves smell you. They hunt at night." *howling in distance*
Solicitor: Gladly runs to car and drives off.

Your friend: Wow, that's some Irish Tact in action. He wasn't even mad at you.

by Alsryth July 12, 2019

Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser

Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

by 27DMac July 18, 2019

Irish Reach-around

Asking someone to return a favour that you haven't done for them yet. i.e. "Yes, I will dog-sit for you at some time probably. By the way, here's my dog. You have to look after her while I go on a mid-week trip to New York."

I can't believe Colin had the nerve to give me an Irish Reach-around. I have to look after his dog because he made a vague promise to look after mine in the future.

by Mcbeanface July 25, 2019

Irish Pineapple People

A very weird YT channel that is full of cringe

have you seen that youtube channel Irish Pineapple people

by The Real Irish Pineapple April 29, 2019