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Internet work-out 

To masturbate to internet porn

To engage in a "digital session"
1. James: Dude, I had a huge internet work-out last night. I found the extended cut of "Smurfs: Uncensored", it was like 40 minutes long!

Kyle: Wow, your arm core must be sore!

2. Josh: Yo mang, check out that sweet-ass blonde at the bar! I'm going to buy her a drink.

Des: Forget about that bitch, I tried that a few weeks ago, shes just a tease. I recommend you just go home and have an internet work-out instead
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Internet Charm 

The ability to come off as interesting, likable and/or charming in an internet conversation. However this skill does not usually translate to real life, face-to-face situations.
"Oh Jan? He's very internet charming, but it turns out that we don't have any real chemistry when we meet in person."
Internet Charm by majac December 3, 2009

internetically 

done by means of the internet.
She and I are friends only internetically.
internetically by pooter234 January 25, 2010

Internet 

You're looking up Internet in the Urban Dictionary. Get off. Now.
Internet by DarkspineSilver1 January 6, 2014

Internet troll 

People who love talking shit on the internet mainly about other people's vehicles. These trolls will talk shit all day long on the internet as long as they have a keyboard to hide behind. But you will never see these people in real life. 9 times out of 10 these trolls drive their moms Honda, lancer, Evo, or a mustang. These trolls are nothing to worry about because they never actually do anything. Typically the Facebook of an internet troll can be spotted by images that look like they were found on Google and there's never pictures of these people on their pages.
Bob: man your cars a piece of shit I'd put bus lengths on it.

Ray: is that so? Bus lengths? Alright then let's race. This Saturday at us 13 heads up N/T instant green tree

Bob: man you don't wanna do that I'll hurt your feelings. My cars so much faster.

Ray: alright then show me stop talking about it and lock it in

Bob: well you see mom needs the car this weekend so I can't..... But before the end of the year were going to race!! And imma win

Internet troll- person who talks shit but never backs up any of it

**names used are random names**

Internet criminal 

When joe Pardoe gets fucking autism
You're an internet criminals

Internet Accent 

The average accent of the internet community In English, this is centered mostly on American English, as many of the most influential users of the internet are American. This accent can be seen influencing others' to a varying degree, depending on how socially isolated they are. As such, its influence is most common during isolation periods, such as 2020's quarantine. Accents can't be correctly portrayed through the use of text, however, so to be part of it, you must have a voice on the internet, quite literally.
Even if someone is British, for example, they might watch YouTube videos so often that they have an internet accent.