Eskimo Pipe Slider

When a person shits into an ice luge while a person receives said shit in mouth or on face.

Robby gave Janice an eskimo pipe slider at the New Years Eve party last night.

by Jonnny Dogooder December 8, 2011

Pro piping

Pro piping is what the UNIT clan of CoD calls it when useing the grenade launcher. Also refurred to by the elite few of UNIT clan as Laying Pipe

Keegan121610: Hey SarKIS11, guess what I'm going to do this game?
SarKIS11: what?
Keegan121610: I'm going to go pro piping on all these Noobs!
SarKIS11: Yes!! Lay Pipe big boy!!!!

by UNIT CLAN June 22, 2011

Pipe

A term used by people with less intelligence quota than fingers. In its simplest form, it is used to refer to a friend. Often used in modern-day British slang.

Person: "Hey man"
Dumbfuck: "Safe pipe"

by The Doomsayr November 15, 2011

Poo Pipe Potholer

A person (usually male) who regularly enjoys deep anal-sex.

"That Poo Pipe Potholer rammed me all the way into my bowels. I ain't shit for a week."

"So my dear. I fancy a bit of Poo Pipe Potholing tonight. Get the Vaseline."

by MickTheSick September 22, 2011

Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.

Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?

by MrJuly October 12, 2011

Slimey Pipe

When it's your turn to have a go at the orgy but you're the last one in and everyone has nutted inside.

Joe: Hey everyone, it's Phil's turn to have a go! He'll be enjoying some 'Slimey Pipe'!

Phil: All I'm hearing is easy entry!

by Bazinga87 February 24, 2023

Crack Pipe

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023