bed nerd

Someone who is sex-literate and fluent in pleasure.

"My boyfriend is such a bed nerd. I learn something new and exciting every time."

by Scooby Doo 123 February 21, 2025

bed office

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn

Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here

by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016

Bed

Playing more titanfall 2

Pelmi should go to bed.

by Korenav August 15, 2021

Bed Sausage

A man’s penis

“I see Anna is pregnant, she must have been playing with Tim’s Bed Sausage!”

by Dick-ctionary November 19, 2021

in bed with

having sex with.

"I caught him in bed with another woman"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

Forever bed

A term used for babie/children’s coffin to bring comfort to their family

Sleep tight in your forever bed Isaac Jakob

by Ashaboyle September 5, 2020

Bed Jizzer

A guy who does not visit Porn Hub on the regular hence he has to become a Bed Jizzer.

Damn Ilya, you're such a Bed Jizzer

by Synapzz January 26, 2022