i got yes jams

when you want to be cool and say that you have jams, but you still dont have them, but it doesn't matters you

*i got jams*

oh dear jimin

someone: see? i'm really funny, i got yes jams

by jungcock. March 18, 2018

You just got krissed!

It’s when you see a kris Jenner video playing “lady marmelade song”

“Hey look at this video , You just got krissed!”

by DimiSlatina June 20, 2022

you got gramma-ed

When you get so dumb assed drunk at family functions your grandma confiscates all your alcohol.

You were so drunk you got gramma-ed

by Femalebauz May 28, 2017

shit got fired up

Similar to situation when shit hits the fan however structurally different. The outcome is not a shower of shit affecting everything nearby as in the first case, but a suddenly relaxed bottleneck behind a large amount of pressurised shit. This does not affect as many objects nearby but few heavily. (exchange "shit" with "issue" or "opportunity")

A: Where's John? Long time no see. B: He's gone. Shit got fired up.

by tomfx March 24, 2015

i got a new birthday

A life or death experience where you personally believe you should have died, basically given another life or a second chance at it.

"P1: Yo bro i got a new birthday last week
P2: What you talking about

P1: We crashed at 100mph, I could've been a goner"

by pippipedup December 30, 2020

I got big pens

Simply a big testical

“ did you hear I got big pens” “ yes of course I know your my son”

by Your butt stank January 21, 2020

i got you, buddy

When you're in trouble and your boyfriend saves you by shooting your enemy

"I got you, buddy!"

by Pidge My Smol Child June 29, 2018