YOU WANNA FIGHT

Be petty and have a sassy mouth with your friend and tell them you wanna fight

January,14

You wanna fight?
That’s why you ugly

by unknownpersonnnn41141 January 14, 2022

Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.

Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's

by CodyYoung June 21, 2010

you can't fight gravity

Dutch’s way of saying jumping off a high cliff would brutally kill you.

Dutch: you can't fight gravity
John: then give up Dutch!

by Braymanno April 17, 2023

Cat fight

Kyle and Sky when a political opinion is shared

Memes and screenies is a constant cat fight

by squigglyparrot September 26, 2020

squirrel fight

Two men, aggressively rubbing their nuts together.

Me: “Hey you two, what are you doing !!”

Two nude men: “we’re having a squirrel fight !”

by GibbonLips August 3, 2024

fight club

when you piss shit and ejaculate in your pants all at once and they're all fighting for which takes up more room

A: hey are you down for some challenge pissing
B: not now, there's a fight club going on in my pants

by the narrator from fight club September 16, 2022

tit fight

A fight between two adult females

I hope my wife doesn’t get into a tit fight with my former bird

by Desmond Doggie May 4, 2024