Pump 'n Dump

n. The act of masturbating in a gas station bathroom while defecating.

Steve: "Dude, pull over at this gas station. It's urgent."
Jeff: "Why?"
Steve: "I need to take a Pump 'n Dump. Bad."
Jeff: "A what?"
Steve: "Look it up."
Jeff: (searches Urban Dictionary) "Oh my god that is horrifying. People do this?"

by PriceIsRight November 24, 2013

Pump & Dump

A hooker or a hook-up girl that was used the night before. She is usually seen looking for a ride. Could be partially dressed or a little messy with the personal hygene. Lipstick is smeared, wearing a mans shirt, stinky..

The pump & dump was seen hitch hiking trying to get a ride back to town.

by Ruby Wells November 26, 2007

Eric Dump

a dump in a hosts toilet that ends up choking the bowl leaving one to either have to flush ten times ater busting up the stool into digestable pieces,or plunging the piss out of it.

"dude, every time,EVERY TIME, i take a "ERIC DUMP" in my wifes moms toilet, i end up choking the bowl and i either have to flush ten times ater busting up the stool into digestable pieces,or plunging the piss out of it.Either way i'm there sweating,wondering if i should grab the thing with my hands and toss it out the window"

by Williamsboy January 31, 2008

adrenal dump

Another term for adrenaline rush. No, it doesn't actually mean when you shit in your pants from sheer fright, although it suggests that.

Ever gotten adrenal dump from doing katas? No, didn't think so either.

by EviscerateMe January 18, 2008

screen dump

When you are unable to download an image, a screenshot is taken and then saved to your computer. This Results in your own copy of the image but generally at low quality. Often used to obtain other peoples display pictures.

Person1: have you got a picture of your girl friend yet?
Person2: nah, she only has her display picture
Person1: Screen dump it and send then.

by Hypo_Mix October 19, 2005

Dick Dump

Where a group of guys are attempting to chat up the one hot girl in the bar , and she suddenly leaves for the bathroom leaving an awkward group of men who dont know each other , each battling to be the last man standing for her return.

A true test of akward silence ride out

John , Dave, Paul , Bob and Allan were all chatting up the blonde at the bar when suddenly she realised she needed to do her make up leaving the guys in a right old dick dump

John:...........
Dave:...........
Paul:...........
Bob:...........
Allan:........... emmm

by Rooboy222 September 20, 2009

Beaner Dump

When one sits gently on a cactus and takes a giant creamy shit so that it looks like nutella or chocolate soft-serve icecream on top of a cactus.

guy 1: Dude, theres no place to shit in the desert.

guy 2: Just go take a beaner dump.

by XOXOYOURWELCOMEXOXO October 29, 2011