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by Coloredcats June 1, 2018
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Drive-by Toaster Strudel

Driving past a pedestrian and ejaculating on them from inside your car. Usually as a form of revenge.
"Yo I just gave that bitch Karen a drive-by toaster strudel!"
by Loaft June 9, 2018
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Drive

It's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour
by EU🅱️🅱️OUR August 13, 2022
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DRIVE BY HACK

When people RIDING A BICYCLE , SCOOTER , PUSHING SHOPPING CART and playing MUSIC FROM a car do this.

Worse than WISE ASSERY language.

Easiest way to ELDER ABUSE FRAME
They pass by your near vicinity and trust me when you look for something you have on your CELL being ANDROID it disappears what you wrote but what the true DRIVE BY HACK does it has a tendency always to SKEW YOUR DATA to make you look INSANE OR CRIMINAL OR BOTH but take it from ANAL ALAN and GAYE says NY name is ALAN I WALDMAN as there is not much you can do about I SCUM.

Now guess what MIKE what PETER we can now TWIST WHAT THEY SAY using our DRIVE BY HACK to get them in DEEP SHITS or get them in DEEP MADNESS TORTURE GAME as this is "YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE"!!!!

Both above are your most effective DRIVE BY HACK as it is in concert " what you gonna do, " DRIVE" ........."whose gonna..."
by ACTUARIAL FULL CIRCLE August 14, 2022
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Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.
7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.
by frishy August 30, 2022
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Douche bag drive by

When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.
Did you see John do the douche bag drive by around the perimeter .
by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022
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Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
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