Improbability Drive

Improbability Drive - Expression to use when an impossible situation, story, picture or video is presented and you just can't get a grasp on what was presented to you .

So lets say we drive from New Orleans to Chicago in 8 hrs see a concert, go cross the border to Canada and head back in time for work on Monday without sleep, we can make it in 48 hrs easy. Sure thing lets just jump in the car, fire up the "Improbability Drive" and make it happen.

by ewanders1 November 14, 2024

Driving

The act of riding someone sexually consider of the "rider"(the person on top) and the "driver" (the person straddled )
Thus driving is the counterpart to riding

"Last night i was driving that pussy!"

(In sexual context) "how you drive?"

by West coast latina July 5, 2022

Emotional Hard Drive

When something or someone is encrypted in your soul. They are a part of you, for better or worse, ON your Emotional Hard Drive.

Damon: Bro, could you stop deleting our group chats, it is really annoying and makes me feel unimportant.

Brett: Group chat messages are temporary, you are on my Emotional Hard Drive.

Damon: Thanks man, still annoying tho.

by Mike109999 September 9, 2025

rhodeo drive

The few feet between chences r and players in LaCrosse WI..

Let's cruz rhodeo drive..bitches.

by White00fish January 28, 2019

Drive-Thru Christian

Someone who takes up Christianity when it’s convenient for them. They want something quick; their foot’s on the pedal.

He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.

by Dolly Comma February 19, 2018

Floppy Drived

When you are going to nut after spanking it to porn, and cum in the floppy drive of your dad’s old work computer.

We don’t use that computer anymore, not after Jacob floppy drived it.

Mom… I think Grandpa floppy drived the computer again.

by tedmosbysexarchitect December 27, 2021

denver drive-by

When a car (or pedestrian) drives by blasting you/your car/your place of business with large amounts of cannabis smoke

"Damn dude, you smell that? "
"Yeah, we just got blasted by a Denver drive-by"

by N8CHE April 13, 2017