Jim Spratt's Disease

Jim Spratt's disease is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects nerve cells in the anal or oral cavity depending on the contact you made with Jim Spratt. Most recipients of Jim Spratt's Disease are celebrities and singing sensations from the early 1970s. After first contact with James "aka Jim" Spratt you will initially experience the following symptoms: muscle weakness, problems with coordination, stiff muscles, loss of muscle, muscle spasms, or overactive reflexes, difficulty speaking, vocal cord spasm, or impaired voice, fatigue or feeling faint, difficulty swallowing, drooling, lack of restraint, mild cognitive impairment, severe constipation, severe unintentional weight loss, shortness of breath, or difficulty raising the foot. You will eventually succumb to some form of cancer from Jim Spratt's Disease, usually anal or oral cancer.
Farrah Fawcett died from complications of Jim Spratt's Disease.
by SgtSpratt November 18, 2017
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Butts disease

A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.

Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.
"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"
by Dr. Butt Observer May 9, 2019
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crying bitch disease

When you finish a show (mainly anime) with a happy, sappy, cheesy, or just overall normal ending and you automatically cry. Self-diagnosable.
“Yeah, last night when I finished ‘Run with the Wind’ I just automatically cried. The same thing happened when I finished watching every season of Free!, Hunter x Hunter, OHSHC, Clannad....almost anything I watch really. Pretty sure I have crying bitch disease.”
by MoonstoneAlch_ April 6, 2019
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ass disease

my asshole hurts, maybe its a symptom of ass disease!
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KasperogMax disease

When you get in touch with someone having KasperogMax disease, you will instantly lose 50 in IQ. Stay out of range of any with the disease, because it spreads extremely fast. Any with the name Max og Kasper has the disease, so don't be with those.
My dad named Kasper just got the KasperogMax disease. now i have to feed the food to him.
by Bo Henning Larsen April 1, 2022
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Dashboard Disease

Someone who continually ditches there best friends to ride around in someone's car who they barely know.
Hey wheres ....?? Shes in ....'s car again. Shes caught dashboard disease.
by 121madman121 September 28, 2009
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Pee Neck Disease

A disease where your neck slowly turns into urine.
It is very dangerous and has a 100% fatality rate.
"Dude, I think I have Pee Neck Disease!"
"You're going to die, haha!"
by Joseph V. Stalin December 16, 2020
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