sangita disease

someone that is slower then everyone else mentally
HA HA HE has the sangita disease
by murda man. June 30, 2022
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monet disease

When a person looks good from far off but looks aweful close up. Like a Monet painting, looks good from a distance but a jumble of brush strokes up close.
Driving down the road you see a hot chick from a distance... But when you get close you discover she's old or ugly ...she has Monet disease!
by David Jag November 24, 2013
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Pussy disease

When someone goes on a ski trip and makes up numerous excuses for why they can't ski properly, they are likely showing symptoms of pussy disease.
Simon: "Hey boys, I think Compo has pussy disease, he claims he can't see properly, his right quad is burning, feels sick, has developed a cough and claims he can't breathe. "

Brad: "yeah, that's pussy disease alright, his cough even sounds like a wild animal.
by Compo90 December 13, 2021
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Blake disease

A person named Blake who is a douchebag and mean and when u try to be mean he just gets mad and blocks you
I think he suffers from Blake disease
by Ovenormitts February 20, 2019
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soundcloud disease

idk but i heard it kills people by listening to bad music
by gen J September 12, 2023
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Dick riding disease

Dick riding disease is a nigga who likes to hop on dick
Omg bruh u sick with that dick riding disease
by Slumpedx3 May 27, 2022
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