December 17

National kitty cookout day, invite your tasty looking female over and give her that tongue she’ll never forget

“Hey babe, you know it’s December 17th right?” *eats the fuck out of his girl on isle 6*

by deathbypussy December 16, 2020

December 25

LEVI'S BIRTHDAY! Everyone forgets because of Christmas, but Levi Ackerman's birthday should always be celebrated. He is so amazing and cool.

person A: Do you know what day it is? It's December 25th which means it's Christmas!
ultimate cool person: WRONG! It's THE Levi Ackerman's Birthday!!!

by shennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn December 25, 2020

6th December

National history day

Every school will do history home work

Hey today we’re doing history 6th December

by The Cocochie man November 12, 2020

December 23

2 days before christmas!!! The people born on december 23 are super special, if you forget it’s their birthday, you owe them $100. PERIODT🚫🧢

Alicia: “hey hailey!”
Hailey: “hey, you know what day it is right?”
Alicia: “uhh december 23?”
Hailey: “ITS MY BIRTHDAY, NOW YOU OWE ME $100”
Alicia: “DANG IT”

by hailey enderle November 14, 2019

DECEMBER 7

Wear tik tok colours

(black,red,blue)

A person: why u wearing black , red and blue
me: cause its December 7th
A person: oh that makes sense

by Caseo14 December 5, 2019

december 33

There is no such thing as December 33 stupid ass

Friend:OMG ITS DECEMBER 33!!YAY!!
Someone else:U dumb ass bitch there is no such thing as December 33

by Baddest bitch hyyyyyy December 17, 2019

December 13

National fuck ur best friend day

Me: smash it December 13
Jim: yes!

by RetardedMouse December 11, 2020